I'm eating all of the evidence.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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