Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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