I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Randomize