Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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