I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
