In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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