My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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