So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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