There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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