Reggie can tackle my bush.
Did I show you my penis last night?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
