I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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