I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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