"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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