How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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