Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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