u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
try to milk me bitch
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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