So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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