I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Randomize
