stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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