So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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