...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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