His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
This is the high leading the old right now
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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