It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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