Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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