Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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