Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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