Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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