woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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