I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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