Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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