: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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