I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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