I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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