I don't think brook has ever known best
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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