Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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