The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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