yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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