You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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