okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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