none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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