didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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