I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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