I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I got inside last night via doggy door
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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