Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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