It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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