Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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