New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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