Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
