dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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