if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
