sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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