he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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